Untraditional Unwind Gifts

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Storage Unit of Love

Second aid

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'A Fucking Drink'

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

How to recover from a bad day

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Home theatre.

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Catching the Sun

"What are you looking at?"

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

"Already feels like a two bottle night. . ."

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

Let's Get the Band Back Together

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

Cemetery Plot Air BNB Available

'Outré!'