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"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Second aid

Storage Unit of Love

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'A Fucking Drink'

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

How to recover from a bad day

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Home theatre.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

"Weekend forecast: wet and windy, with a 85% chance of Scrabble."

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

Catching the Sun

"What are you looking at?"

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

"Already feels like a two bottle night. . ."

Let's Get the Band Back Together

"Alexa, mute my life."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

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