Unsung Heroine Gifts

'Your mother can whip up a great meal, kids, while at the same time, suppressing her hopes, dreams and aspirations.'

Gender Equality

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"He was a very good boy."

Keyworker

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Ted Hughes

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

Superman's laundry

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"How was your day, dear?"

Leon Uris.

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

A Guide to Mustaches

How Scientists Work

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'The service station was out of flowers so I got you some Valentine's day engine oil'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

"Go away."

'Here. Perhaps Goldie can keep you company while you think up ideas for your novel, Mr. Melville.'