Unsung Heroine Prints

'Your mother can whip up a great meal, kids, while at the same time, suppressing her hopes, dreams and aspirations.'

Gender Equality

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Keyworker

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"How was your day, dear?"

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

A Guide to Mustaches

Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

How Scientists Work

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

"Go away."

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

'The service station was out of flowers so I got you some Valentine's day engine oil'

Housewife

'Here. Perhaps Goldie can keep you company while you think up ideas for your novel, Mr. Melville.'