Unstructured Learner Gifts

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Young Galileo

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"