Unschooling Pillows

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Today we learned to count to one.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Children's education

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Super Student

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'Home Schooling'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

Covid and Restarting School

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."