"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."
Unrealistic Goal Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift that humorously acknowledges the challenges of setting lofty goals? Our collection of items for the unrealistic goal critic is perfect for inspiring laughter and reflection. Whether they're dreaming big or struggling to reach their ambitions, find a thoughtful yet funny present that resonates with their creative spirit and penchant for self-awareness.
"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."
My brilliant career
Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"
"So...do you have a job now?"
'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'
"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."
Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.
#notblessed
"I don't see any mention of quicksand skills on your resume."
"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."
Inbox and Outbox
"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"
Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.
"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."
We have control of you brain.
The Dungeon
"So ... taking that nap during my performance review was a very bad idea."
"It breaks my heart to see you stressed out here at work, so you're fired."
"All right now...hold still."
'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'
'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'
'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'
Japanese disaster
'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'
'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'
"This new job of mine is like paradise."
'Hi. The Bluebird of Happiness retired. I'm the Bluebird of Things Could Be Worse.'
"Then, after you have spent those 30 years working your heart out on the company's production line, you will be laid off because of a corporate merger, only to discover you have lost all your retirement benefits."
'Hey, I understand your frustration, OK? But if I didn't see it happen, I can't call it.'
"Me? I'm really scared and sad these days..."
One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.
Hospital Checkout: Have a Guardedly Optimistic Day.
Barbie's Affordable House
Unrealistic Goal Critic Gifts Collection
Unrealistic Goal Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the unrealistic goal critic and enjoy a witty start to every morning with designs that celebrate the humorous side of dreaming big.
Unrealistic Goal Critic Pillows
Discover pillows designed for the unrealistic goal critic that blend comfort with cheeky humor, brightening any room and reminding them to laugh at their lofty dreams.
Unrealistic Goal Critic Prints
Browse our prints featuring the unrealistic goal critic, ideal for inspiring laughter and conversation in any creative or casual space.
Unrealistic Goal Critic T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the unrealistic goal critic – perfect for adding a humorous twist to everyday wear and embracing the spirit of creative ambition (and comic failure).