Unrealistic Planner Gifts

"So...do you have a job now?"

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Sale: His and Her's weekender bags.

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Fly-drive

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

"If you don't go to school, how will you get a job you can work at eight hours a day, five days a week, for most of your adult life?"

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

"So this is your plan B?!"

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

Homework eaten $2

Life insurance company

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.