University Watchdog Pillows

Penn State Scandal: In the Cooker.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Twitter censorship

Police Statetion

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

A Little Extra

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Legalish

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

"Fact amnesty"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

Flushing Democracy

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Donald Trump

EU Deal