Justice Watchdog Pillows

Washington Scandals

Release The Rats

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

A Little Extra

Police Statetion

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Fact amnesty"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Legalish

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Bush farewell.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

HUAWEI 5G

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Donald Trump

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

EU Deal

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."