Judicial Watchdog Pillows

Voter rights

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Police Statetion

"#notguilty."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Bush farewell.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Flushing Democracy

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

EU Deal

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"