Ethics Watchdog Pillows

"We will prove everything for you, regardless how absurd, stupid or unlikely it is. We're dependent scientists, that means that it depends on the fee."

"I'm letting you go. But you're welcome to come back as volunteers."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Fact amnesty"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Bush farewell.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Donald Trump

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Flushing Democracy

EU Deal

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'