Political Integrity Watchdog Pillows

"Hop in, honey. I’m an evangelical conservative, and a good kisser."

Trial by Media

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Fact amnesty"

Bush farewell.

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Automatic Congressman

Flushing Democracy

EU Deal

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"