Political Integrity Watchdog Prints

"Hop in, honey. I’m an evangelical conservative, and a good kisser."

Trial by Media

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

A Little Extra

State Budget.

Police Statetion

Bush farewell.

Legalish

"Fact amnesty"

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Automatic Congressman

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Donald Trump

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble