"We will prove everything for you, regardless how absurd, stupid or unlikely it is. We're dependent scientists, that means that it depends on the fee."
Ethics Watchdog Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring art prints that highlight the importance of fairness and integrity. Perfect for ethics watchdogs who like to surround themselves with meaningful messages.
"I'm letting you go. But you're welcome to come back as volunteers."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."
CIA report
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'
Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.
A Little Extra
Police Statetion
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.
Bush farewell.
"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)
Legalish
'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'
Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty
"Fact amnesty"
'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'
Automatic Congressman
This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!
Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated
"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."
From Street Walker to Call Girl
Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket
Donald Trump
Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'
"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"
EU Deal
"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."
Ethics Watchdog Prints Collection
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Ethics Watchdog T-Shirts
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