Unethical Behavior Watchdog Prints

"It's bastards like you that give us all a bad name!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

"Fact amnesty"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

Steve Bannon

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

'Why does the vicar keep saying 'Bless you' when nobody is sneezing?'

Nice Apology, Mark

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

"This memo from upstairs says we can torture the accounting people."

"You do realize you’re serving with the murder weapon?"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

"We're an oversight committee, but we do it more in the sense of overlooking."

Nortel Networks goes after executives to repay bonuses.

Republicans Stealing the Vote

'I'm having the shrimp scampi. How about you?'

"Peggy, can we find someone to misuse a few of these campaign funds for a run to the deli to get us some lunch?"

Child Abuse Report

"I'm letting you go. But you're welcome to come back as volunteers."

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"