Unethical Practices Observer Prints

"This memo from upstairs says we can torture the accounting people."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Midterm election s results

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

"Vote for me!"

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

'Why does the vicar keep saying 'Bless you' when nobody is sneezing?'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

The Establishment Election

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

"This must be the Campaign Trail."

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

Mexico Elections 2024

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

"You do realize you’re serving with the murder weapon?"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

Voter Auction