Universal Remote Enthusiast Pillows

'And pick up a universal remote.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Chef copy robot

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"...and in conclusion..."

Penguin Remote

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Remote Control Duck

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

Lazy Rower.

Submarine Hunter.

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

Remote control car breakdown.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"You seem very remote."

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

"Even though I'm a robot with robot with no emotions, all these telemarketing calls I'm getting is starting to get on my nerves."

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'Employee drug testing has gone too far.'