Universal Connector Gifts

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

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"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

A man and a woman click together.

'We have the same pinterest.'

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Have your people friend my people.

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

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"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

Bubbies and technology

Europe and TTIP