Love Connector Gifts

A man and a woman click together.

Networking

Emotional Bling

Best Places to Retire

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Family Feeling

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

...In a Relationship

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Modern Cupid

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"Cute... But way too young."

' Kiss me'

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'