Love Connector Gifts

A man and a woman click together.

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Networking

Emotional Bling

Best Places to Retire

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Family Feeling

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

'We have the same pinterest.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

...In a Relationship

Modern Cupid

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"Cute... But way too young."

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"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

' Kiss me'

The Conquest

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.