Universal Balance Gifts

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I feel your pain."

'He's maturing early.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

State Budget.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

The economy and the environment.

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."

The Costs Of Doing War.

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

Run in the Family

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'