Unique Solutions Gifts

Blind man being led by a bat.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Underweird bras."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Nuclear energy.

Man rolling ball up a hill

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Man reading in lamp

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Acupuncture.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"Why?"

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

Fuel and Energy Crisis: Electric Ray Powering Computer.

We don't believe one glove fits all!

Back scratcher

"Fall prevention!"

Failed business ventures.

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'