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"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

What Does God Know?

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"Not in my name!"

Biotechnology in agriculture

Man rolling ball up a hill

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Man reading in lamp

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

The hydrogen pill: The new energy source.

"Why?"

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

"There are some productivity issues with British robots."

"Tech may be shaking things up a bit but I don't see technology as a threat..."

Back scratcher

"If you must know, I quit today and I'm taking my suggestions with me!"

CBD Oil for Neurotics

"Fall prevention!"