Supporters Of Unique Causes Gifts

'Hello, I'm kicking a can across the country to promote armlessness. Care to sponsor me?'

National Everything Awareness Day

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Alms Bank

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Me and my money are soon parted

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Rodin's Charity Collector

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Benefactor of children

A rise is out of the question Ruston, but you can have one of my suits I was going to give to Oxfam.

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

Make a Wish

Solicitors looking for charitable contributions. One solicitor has a gun.

"If you have paper, I'll give you a receipt for tax purposes."

Vikings trying to get in - "Calm yourselves the jumble sale doesn't start for another five minutes."

Contact Tree-Huggers.com for info on tax-deductible charitable trusts.

"Welcome to the benefit concert for hearing loss."

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.