Innovation Supporters Gifts

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Empty box of ideas

'Can our software do that?'

Bright idea

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Eureka!

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Walking Luggage.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Creative department

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Early cyborg.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.