Fans Of Unusual Solutions Gifts

'Fights have been down 68 percent since we've had them do an hour of river dancing every morning.'

Bright idea

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Kiwi Ingenuity

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Man rolling ball up a hill

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

Soup on a stick

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

Back scratcher

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

'We need someone in here, like now.'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

That side up.

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

'Thank you once again Joe, without your skills, this waveguide system would not have been ready in time...'

Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."

Effective communications

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

Problem Solving at the Urinal

"The good news is I've found a plumber...the bad news is he's coming from China. "

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

Silhouettes

A Great Invention

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

We need to wrap our heads around this.

On this date in 1896: Phineas Hiddlemeyer creates the monocle contact lense.