Lovers Of Unusual Gadgets Gifts

Mothball vending machine.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Haircuts

Raincloud Umbrella

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Clam Spearing

Baby cries into a cellphone.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Some Cricket Novelties.

Crystal Ball Plug

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"You exercise with your phone?"

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

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