Unique Diets Pillows

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Vegetarian Birds

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

The First Vegetarians.

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

Go Veggie...

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'Well, since you're so picky: Why don't you choose the restaurant'

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"