Unique Diets Pillows

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Vegetarian Birds

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

The First Vegetarians.

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

Go Veggie...

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"