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'I wouldn't be surprised if he blows his brains out.'

Support group for sheep.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

Cow Wash Cycle.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Cat being licked by plant.

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

That's a street lamp, Steve.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Mitch McConnell's double-speak

Pisa and sons.

"I'm so disappointed, because I thought it was a new C&A."

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

The harvest

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

'-and you do realise,of course,that as a private patient tipping is permitted?'

"These lousy masks! It's like I don't know who he is anymore."

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

Castro 1.0

"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

'Give it up, Coondog! You can't win a stare-down with a zombie!'

What's your question for Ask Sadie? Should I invest in crypto? Only if you're a nincompoop who can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Besides I was always more partial to Comet the Horse, Streaky the Cat and Beppo the Monkey. Krypto was the most unimaginative pet Superman ever had!!! What? What?

10 pin bowling cows.