Comic Strip Followers Pillows

'-are your ears burning too?'

"Good morning Sir, we're from the Jehovah's Witness school of hard knocks."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

They're Not Just That Into It

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Fly Football

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Support group for sheep.

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Bless You."

The prying mantis,

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Amateurs."

Exciting potato bugs.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."