Comic Strip Followers Mugs

'-are your ears burning too?'

"Good morning Sir, we're from the Jehovah's Witness school of hard knocks."

Grace For Flies

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Fly Football

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Support group for sheep.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"Bless You."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

The prying mantis,

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Amateurs."

Mea Maxima Cuppa