Cartoon Followers Mugs

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Ahhh...'

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Backfire

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"