Cartoon Followers Pillows

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

British savings accounts

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Torturing the English Language

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

'Ahhh...'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!