Creative Cartoon Fan Pillows

'Sorry -- I checked, and there's no such thing as 'Take Your Fish to Work' Day.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A caveman paints from life

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."