Creative Cartoon Fan Pillows

'Sorry -- I checked, and there's no such thing as 'Take Your Fish to Work' Day.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Reagacentennial

A caveman paints from life

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"The unlucky lemming"

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'