Union Humor Gifts

Bricklayers Union.

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

Kiss

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Thinking outside the box.

"Good: I see you're fluent in nonsense."

'Sorry to interrupt, but what's a coffee break?'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

David Cameron and Europe

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

"I paid the union dues for decades but my boss always treated me fair and with respect! I'm going to sue the company for damages!"

David Cameron

"It's going to be a tough four years."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"Do you have any specific experience other than 'this and that'?"

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. performing 'collective blathering' when He implores the crowd to 'take these sons of bitches out'