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Bricklayers Union.

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

Kiss

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Thinking outside the box.

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"Good: I see you're fluent in nonsense."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Sorry to interrupt, but what's a coffee break?'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

David Cameron and Europe

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"I paid the union dues for decades but my boss always treated me fair and with respect! I'm going to sue the company for damages!"

"You have to understand Johnson, the most important thing is not how much time you spend at work...But how much of that time you spend brown nosing me!"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"Do you have any specific experience other than 'this and that'?"

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. performing 'collective blathering' when He implores the crowd to 'take these sons of bitches out'

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

"It's going to be a tough four years."