Uniform Critique Artist Gifts

What if...school uniform was made of leather.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Bearskin Hat Family

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

A salute of scouts

'There's an imposter among us!'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Tuck Shop

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Police Cow!

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Soldier.

"The creative department? Just go down here until everyone looks, sounds and dresses the same."

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

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Soldier Walking Peacock.

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"