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"Whom shall I say called?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Swiss army knife

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'You called a plumber!'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

Corona virus Christmas tree

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'Woho! Chicken soup.'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'