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'I shouldn't be here, the doctor says I'm fine.'

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Life and Death

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'Oh no, not you again,'

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

After 15 years Mike was released

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

'Thank's for your patience as we transition to electronic filing. . . Mrs. McGillicuddy.'

"The plumber is here."

Big Surprise (vending machine)

'Woho! Chicken soup.'

The Pediatrician Turned Gynecologist

Mother to son; 'Now that you've moved up from alcohol to cannabis I don't want any excuse of a hangover; GET UP.'

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

'Not again'

"Mister Bones?!"

'Retirement.'