Unexpected Transitions Prints

'I shouldn't be here, the doctor says I'm fine.'

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Life and Death

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

'Rock of Ages'

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'Oh no, not you again,'

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

After 15 years Mike was released

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

'I think we've reached that awkward age where we're too old to run away and join the circus and too young to run away and join AARP.'

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

'Thank's for your patience as we transition to electronic filing. . . Mrs. McGillicuddy.'

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.

The Pediatrician Turned Gynecologist

Big Surprise (vending machine)

"The plumber is here."

'Woho! Chicken soup.'

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

'Retirement.'

Mother to son; 'Now that you've moved up from alcohol to cannabis I don't want any excuse of a hangover; GET UP.'

'Not again'