Unexpected Rule-maker Gifts

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'You're missing a few commandments.'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

Do not fart next to the wallpaper

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

Fisherman finds golf kit

Don't smoke in the house

No Loitering.

'My hubby breaks all the rules when he D.I.Y.s. . . but he breaks everything else as well.'

'It's an open book test...and I've got the teacher's book!'

Sue Gray Report

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

'I've always played by the rules...Fortunately, they were my rules.'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

Catching a Boot

"I've finished the health and safety check. The office pencil has been blunted and locked in the safe and I've dampened the stationery to avoid paper cuts."

'Fouls and other violations have plummeted since the league introduced corporal punishment.'

'I knew it was easy, but I didn't realize it was ILLEGAL to take candy from a baby.'

Horn Ban

Two poachers confronting a child

"We've got a problem."

Push your friends forward. Unless your friend is at the end of the monkey bars.

'He's right...the rules don't say anything about it being illegal to anchor your putter to a nose-ring!'