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"It doesn't bother me that I have a Ph.D. and I work here. My Ph.D. is in selling fish."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

Lost santa and reindeer.

Paul Tortelier.

"She's a weiner cat."

Monster Tax Service. Tax season is in full swing now. It looks like the zombies had the same income as prior years but King Kong had a big increase. Kong is climbing the corporate ladder while the zombies are stuck in dead-end jobs. The werewolf had some extra income -- must have been moonlighting. The Hulk is taking some credits for going green, and Frankenstein's monster has a big medical expense deduction because of all his surgery. As usual, the Invisible Man has the cleanest return.

Unusual Staircase

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."

Rudolph's Mask

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

'This is that good deer crossing I was telling you about.'

Tourists finding a path

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

Sven mistakenly enters Bowelhalla

"Brought you a coffee. This could take a while."

'Listen buddy, everyone wants their job done before Christmas, what makes you so special?!'

"I'd like you to hop up and down on one foot and perhaps sing a little childhood ditty."

Shadow Monster

Avoid disappointment later - abandon all hope now.

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