Unexpected Love Story Fans Pillows

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

'I found the termites!'

Cat and mouse

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Cupid

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Bull with gun

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

Border Security

"Ruddy gig economy."

"And to think we started as a book club."

"Hang on!...I thought these things were supposed to make people fall in love when I shoot them?"

How many Christmas gifts did you get this year? I got over a dozen. Seriously? No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts. Unless ... by "got," you meant ... I had Amazon wrap them all. I like to be surprised.

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Bob and Carol had agreed on abstinence before marriage.

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

'OK, you don't look at the one I'm getting and I won't look at the one you're getting me.'

"No, this isn't the Marriage Guidance Bureau, but don't hang up, I love a steamy story,"

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

Horse falls in love with a toy horse.