Unexpected Illness Gifts

"No it's not too serious... I'm sure you can get a refund on your travel tickets!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'OK, how about something a little more upbeat?'

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

'Of course you can have a second opinion. Let's just hope he gets here in time.'

Life and Death.

"What luck!"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"We even tried a visit from a celebrity."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

'You'll turn into a butterfly.'

"We had a coolection for you at the office boss.. and.. er.."

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

'Well, your condition is serious but you can take comfort in the fact that nobody lives forever!'

"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

"I wish I had spent more time responding to emails."

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

"I saved your life from corona, you can go home now!"