Unexpected Fan Bases Gifts

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I found the termites!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'You better have a hunting license.'

Prosthetic snake.

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

I hate it when they start without us.

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

Acme quick sand

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."