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Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Woah - random!"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Odd Spas

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Happy Birthday MUM!

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Surprise is the key to success.

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'The Birthday boy's home darling. Now what's this big surprise you little minx?'