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"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Woah - random!"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Odd Spas

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Happy Birthday MUM!

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

This is classical in hiring: she's trying to unsettle the candidate to find out how he reacts point blank to the unexpected.

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'A1 Hammocks Ltd.'

Surprise is the key to success.