Unexpected Adventures Supporter Gifts

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Tunnel of Dove.

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Snorkeling Elephants

Tennis anyone?

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

Life is full of surprises.

'I didn't come to fall in. I came to fish.'

Scenic Rout

'Looks like we lucked out.'