Unexpected Adventures Supporter Prints

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Tunnel of Dove.

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Snorkeling Elephants

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

Tennis anyone?

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

Life is full of surprises.

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Emergency Ward - "The handle fell off his shooting stick, and he forgot!"

'I didn't come to fall in. I came to fish.'

Scenic Rout