Undiscovered Artist T-Shirts

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid doing cave paintings

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Maria Sibylla Merian

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Mammoth Posing

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Antiques

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

"How much do you want off the top?"

The Artist's garret.

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Art Darts