Unlucky Artist T-Shirts

Unlucky sculpture.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I wish I was creative'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"Move, Gary."

'It wasn't premeditated.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I hate my life.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Close... but no Degas.

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

A military officer daydreams

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

Tuba Music

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'He got a grant on the condition that he stop painting for a year.'

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

Careers Fair

"Pipe Dream"

Romantic Painter

Volcano and plane

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

Hair trigger

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'During my trip around the World, I took some pictures with this new digital camera... here is my finger covering the lens in Sidney... here in New York... Rome... Lisbon... Hamburg...'

An artist unsure of what to do with his paintings

"If think my sense of smell is returning."